When
Doctor Who supremo
Steven Moffat promised us "the scariest opener to any
Doctor Who series yet" during the promotion of the upcoming sixth series
(1), he surely didn't mean to include what would occur BEFORE the airing of the premiere. Not only
BBC One programmed
The Impossible Astronaut at 6pm versus a bunch of CGI dinosaurs and
Stephen Fry on
ITV1, but the return of
the Doctor was preceded by the terribly awful game
Don't scare the Hare and followed by the struggling
So You Think You Can Dance.
« I'd like to meet you in a timeless, placeless placeSomewhere out of context and beyond all consequences. »Suzanne Vega, LanguageThe episode is written by
Moffat himself and directed by
Toby Haynes. It opens with the Doctor trying to be "deliberately ridiculous" (as
Amy points out to her husband) and, in some respects, succeeding. Then River Song escapes again from Stalag 13, going to "some planet called America" as explains a thinner version of Sergeant Schultz. Because
The Impossible Astronaut is the first half of the two-part event series opener marking the first time
Doctor Who is filmed stateside, thanks to
BBC America (2).
Past the superb cinematic arrival of "Mr and Mrs Pond" in a yellow school bus, the pre-credits sequence goes on with a string of nods to the TCM Hollywood delivered with the joy of Prince Akeem of Zamunda arriving in Queens. "Stetsons are cool" and River does her Calamity Jane or something. The BBC logo appears under the title, our friends are having a picnic, something (someone?) wicked this way comes and the Kenny of the week dies. With Steven Moffat following the tradition launched by RTD of reducing one of the most important elements of the
Doctor Who myth to a plot device.
« You were my second choice for this, Mr. Delaware.That's okay. You were my second choice for president. Mr. Nixon. »But you can't kill Kenny, can't you? "Time isn't a straight line, it's all bumpy wumpy." The time is 1969 and
President Richard M. Nixon needs the help of FBI outsider
Canton Everett Delaware III. Nixon is played, with the heavy assistance of prosthetics, by
Stuart Milligan, and - in a nice casting choice - Canton III is played by both
Mark Sheppard (
Firefly,
Battlestar Galactica, etc...) and Sheppard's father, the legendary
William Morgan Sheppard. Sheppard Jnr is simply brilliant (
« If he doesn't I'll shoot him myself. ») but Milligan's expressions look frozen by his Tricky Dicky mask.
Michael Sheen will arrive later in the series, he can't impersonate them all.
The Prez and the ex G-Man are interrupted by the Doctor, undeliberately and clouseauesquely ridiculous, and Amy is escorted to the rest room by Don Draper's older brother. There she meets the big baddie,
Roger from
American Dad in a
Men In Black suit (
« Is that a Star Trek mask? ») There's a actually whole family of not so jolly Rogers and Mrs Pond does a really bad bad thing. Or does she? Avoid the
Next Time trailer if you can... Oops, too late!
« And we walked off to look for America » (Simon and Garfunkel, America)The Impossible Astronaut is impaired by the two-parter format and has too much exposition. Steven Moffat writes classic lines (
«These are my top operatives: the legs, the nose and Mrs Robinson. ») and great scenes (the standoff with the White House security service) but tends to recycle his tricks of the trade when it comes to fear.
The editing of some TARDIS scenes with certain US sequences looks like they artificially fit with each other (see the introduction of younger Canton III and the slapstick Doctor in the Oval Office). Like if a too rich material was "squeezed" into 45 minutes. Also what a pity they didn't use the clever White House internet "prequel" for the pre-credits sequence (
« There are no monsters in the Oval Office. ») And we'll see to what extent the "creative" split of this year's episodes in two blocks will affect the narrative.
The episode was dedicated to
Elisabeth Sladen, who recently died. The beloved
Elisabeth Sladen was of course
Sarah Jane Smith, popular companion of two Doctors in the classic
Doctor Who. She appeared in the
David Tennant episode
School reunion of the 2005 version, and two years later she got her own series with
The Sarah Jane Adventures.
Sooner in the year, the
Doctor Who family lost
Nicholas Courtney (
Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart). Both him and Elisabeth Sladen are missed.
P.S. CGI dinosaurs and Stephen Fry:
1.18m viewers (
7.9%).
Doctor Who:
6.52m (
36.7%). Nuff said.
See: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s7/doctor-who/news/a316157/new-doctor-who-kicks-off-with-65m.html(1) http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2011/apr/05/doctor-who-new-series(2) http://blogs.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2010/10/10/its-official-doctor-who-to-film-in-the-us-for-the-first-time/http://www.sfx.co.uk/2011/04/21/doctor-who-the-moff/Tributes:http://cathoderaytube.blogspot.com/2011/04/elisabeth-sladen-1948-2011.htmlhttp://cathoderaytube.blogspot.com/2011/02/nicholas-courtney-16-december-1929-22.htmlReviews:http://cathoderaytube.blogspot.com/2011/04/doctor-who-series-6-impossible.htmlhttp://unrealityshout.com/blogs/doctor-who-review-the-impossible-astronaut-series-6-premiere