Tuesday, 12 August 2008

THE KILLER MEMORANDUM

For those who came in late... In July Uber Infotainment journalist and Movie business blogger goddess Nikki Finke published a memorandum from one of the ABC network executive vice-president leaked to her by one of her sources. She described the document as a « Blatant Blueprint To Rip Off Foreign TV Series » (http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/bombshell-abc-studios-memo-a-blueprint-to-rip-off-foreign-tv-series/).

COME ON ALONG WITH ABC...

Yesterday, Nikki offered us the sequel (http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/uk-tv-producers-slam-abc-studios-memo/): according to the excellent Guardian newspaper, Pact - UK Producers'organisation (http://www.pact.co.uk/) - is aware of the memo and « looking into it » (http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/aug/11/television.usa?gusrc=rss&feed=media). The Guardian underlines that leading british producers, such as BBC Worldwide Limited (the Beeb's commercial arm) and RDF Media Group, do a lot of business with ABC on shows such as Supernanny, Wife Swap and Dancing with the Stars, all aired on the US network.

UK Television is a huge exporter of Real TV formats, but, as Nikki Finke remarked with sagacity : « Obviously, ABC Studios doesn't want to repeat what happened with a show like Ugly Betty, which is the American version of the Latin telenovela ». And every TV series aficionado knows that an american remake of the BBC/Kudos cult-classic Life on Mars is due to arrive on ABC's fall schedule for the 2008-2009 season (http://abc.go.com/primetime/lifeonmars/index?pn=index) - not without some difficulties in its production.

Readers of the french version of this blog know our advocacy of the quality of contemporary british television shows: Doctor Who, Jekyll, Primeval, The Fixer, Spooks, Lewis, etc… all these products that don’t go beyond BBC America or PBS in the US (sometimes Sci-Fi, with luck...), which - as we pointed in a comment on Nikki's blog, probably leaves some field to more network adaptations in the future.

TERROR ON THE BRITANNIC

The Beeb gains a substantial amount of its revenues from its Worldwide subsidiary. So we can easily imagine their reaction after the leak of the ABC memo. Past year, the Doctor Who franchise and the Top Gear motor show helped BBC Worldwide to reach record profits (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2273329/Doctor-Who-and-Jeremy-Clarkson-help-BBC-Worldwide-to-andpound118million-profit.html) in a rather uneasy context. Ofcom, the british communications regulator recently rejected BBC license fee claims and went even further by suggesting a reduction afer the switchover to digital (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1036077/TV-licence-GO-DOWN-2013-digital-switchover-says-Ofcom-chairman.html).

In this perspective, the decision of BBC Worldwide to take a stake in the company of Jeremy Clarkson, the Top Gear presenter and executive producer (http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/aug/08/jeremyclarkson.bbc), to keep the man in the venerable house, has raised some eyebrows... « Would Top Gear lose its drive without Jeremy Clarkson? » asks Tara Conlan in The Guardian [Personal note: er, yes...]

Worse, after the decision of the BBC to postpone the fifth season of Doctor Who until 2010 and to reduce the season 3 of Torchwood to 5 episodes, the reception of the corporation summer lineup of fictions is rather mitigated if not negative. Bonekickers, the archeology-adventure drama didn't fare up to the legitimate expectations provoked by such a project, particularly with the names of Matthew Graham & Ashley Pharoah (creators of Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes - its sequel) and Adrian Lester (Hustle) involved in it.

BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER

Spooks: Code 9, the awaited and heavily promoted spin-off of Kudos' hit Spooks (MI-5 in the US) is slaughtered by critics: « With a cast of fresh-faces and a budget of several pounds, it fancies itself as gritty and hip, combining state torture with a boozy, flirty This Life house-share for the torturers, yet it lacks the balls to link the “code-9” attack with either the Olympics or al-Qaeda » (The Times, August 11, 2008).

But the justified prestige of British television series remains intact enough to inspire eminent protagonists of the US television industry bridges between both sides of the ocean, rather than filling the shelves with ill-fated remakes (remember Viva Blackpool). Dick Wolf is preparing a London version of his Law and Order franchise with Kudos for the ITV network(http://www.itv.com/Drama/copsandcrime/LawandOrder/default.html), and Fox made a deal with ITV to share formats and develop new series together, with local versions for the United States and United Kingdom.

Interestingly, one of the most dynamic UK production companies, Shine (Hex, Sugar Rush...), was founded by the daughter of Rupert Murdoch and owns Kudos, a company that can be considered definitely as the ITC Entertainment of the 21st century.

Saturday, 9 August 2008

IT'S ONLY A MOVIE, INGRID (A NOTEBOOK)

Everybody has a blog these days, your humble servant has two and even my mother's late dog had one. And as there's a critic born every minute, Movie blogs are in some respects dazibaos of what is left of contemporary culture.

The theme of this first episode of It's only a Mo
vie, Ingrid (the Notebook of http://tattard2.blogspot.com/) will naturally be... blogs. « Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose »...

IT'S NOT ONLY A BLOG, INGRID...

The ultimate reference in M
ovie blogs, if not in Movie business news, is of course Nikki Finke's Deadline Hollywood Daily (http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/). In Hollywoodland, Nikki Finke is the daring voice of intelligence and common sense and her field of expertise covers every aspect of the Infotainment industry and Cinema business from Box Office to corporate, egos... er, personalities and - remember what it was all about in the first place, Movies.

Not to mention the fact that Nikki's address book is as big as my annual consumption of coffee and Nestle milk tubes and that the résumé of this great journalist includes Associated Press, Newsweek, The New York Times, The Washington Post, Vanity Fair and Esquire. And her non-stop coverage of the WGA strike will remain the mètre étalon of what Movie journalism should always be.

OPEN CHANNEL D

The Fantastic Adventures of Furious D (http://dknowsall.blogspot.com/
) is another of your french Milk tube addict's favourites. Furious D defines himself as « the ultimate Pop Culture outsider » and parodies egotism applied to M
ovieverse with hilarious posters. But the interest of this blog lies in the tone and the style of his views, mixing a true and sharp Philosophy of Movie business with a pretty good dose of humour.

Morceaux choisis of Mr D's Thoughts:

-
« You see, in Hollywood, the popular mindset is that to land an Oscar nomination you must play someone who is mentally handicapped, terminally ill, or both. »

« [...] the fundamental tenet of capitalism is that in any deal all sides must walk away happy. »
« The casual renter-buyer, not the raging fanboy, is what will make a movie profitable in DVD. »

- « When I was a kid the joke about Hollywood movies was that everything was a sequel to something, and to a certain extent it was true. Hollywood's predominant philosophy was that every film needed a sequel, and possibly more, preferably with the 3rd instalment in 3D. »

- « Because the majority of Hollywood's A-List stars couldn't sell tickets to a lifeboat on a sinking ship. »

- « I would like to see everybody in the movie business make money, be happy, the world to be all sunshine and unicorns, and Alyson Hannigan to do nude scenes. »

TOLDJA! (NIKKI FINKE'S MIX)

One of Nikki Finke's trademarks is her now famous « Toldja! », which she uses when news she attributed to her sources are officially confirmed (http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aqDlk_JfMeBk&refer=us) or when one of her predictions goes real. Recently she let me indulge myself in a typically french exercise of arrogance when I shamelessly borrowed her « Toldja! » after the announcement of a fourth opus in the Austin Powers franchise.

Almost one month before I wrote under one of her posts (http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/get-smart-over-love-guru-by-more-than-2-1/) a comment comparing the course of the talented Mike Myers' career to the one of Peter Sellers, after The Love Guru bombed, and asked myself if - all proportion kept - the Austin Powers movies would become his equivalent of the Pink Panther series - my conclusion being that I would not be surprised if another one began shooting soon...

« Ingrid » in French:

http://thierryattard.blogspot.com/2008/06/ce-nest-quun-film-ingrid-le-bloc-notes.html
http://thierryattard.blogspot.com/2008/06/ce-nest-quun-film-ingrid-episode-2.html
http://thierryattard.blogspot.com/2008/07/votre-fidlit-chers-lecteurs-mritant.html

Friday, 1 August 2008

YOUNGEST NIKKI FINKE WANNABE...


Hello, my name is Amandine Attard. I was born on Sunday 27th July at 5.42 AM. I'm 50 cm tall and my weight at birth was 3,20 kg.

For the moment, I'm fan of Babar, Noddy and The Cat in the Hat, but later my dad will show me Doctor Who (family tradition...) But not Torchwood and for the movies from Hammer and Amicus of my uncle Pollux's collection I will have to wait until my 18th Birthday.

Well, now I leave you to watch my Babar in plastic, the one which squeals when you press it...